Autonovelties
Australia: Thieves ruined...
Australia: Thieves ruined a tourist’s holiday by waiting for him to go into a Melbourne bar before hitching up and stealing his ÷£20,000 caravan, parked outside.
FRANCE: A woman was left stranded at a Lille petrol station when her husband drove off after refuelling. He took three hours to realise that she wasn’t on board!
USA: Jacksonville cops have shut America’s only nude car wash after local residents lodged complaints. Its closure in Florida leaves five female staff without a job.
BELGIUM: After he crashed into traffic lights, Jules Brassert, 98, of Nivelles was told by a judge to stop driving. It was his only accident in 80 years of motoring!