GERMANY: A busty dummy...

GERMANY: A busty dummy resembling Marilyn Monroe had to be removed from a shop window in Hamm - because it was distracting passing motorists. "It"s simply too much of an eye-catcher," said local cops.

SPAIN: A priest caught drink-driving in La Coruna claimed he had taken six church masses that day and was sozzled on communion wine. Unimpressed, police charged him anyway.